The holidays can be an exciting time of year—you get together with family and friends, eat a copious amount of food, smoke marijuana (legally!), and play board games like Uno. But there’s also something so satisfying about being high that it almost feels wrong to enjoy all this joy without getting stoned first. This is where the RooR Dealer Cup comes into play.
Every November, RooR hosts its annual event at which dozens of vendors show off their wares over three days of outdoor music, art shows, and other festivities. The goal? To provide consumers with as many ways as possible to partake in recreational cannabis consumption.
And what better way than through one of several massive RooR bongs? These huge blow pipes come complete with multiple screens or water chambers, allowing users to customize their experience based on how they want to take in their buds. There are even smaller dab rigs available for those who prefer concentrates.
And if you’ve never heard of RooR before, don’t worry—it doesn’t matter whether you’re new to the scene or a seasoned veteran looking to expand your collection. Every year, we keep our eyes peeled for the best RooRs around town, and each year we find ourselves drooling over more amazing products from companies we love.
We’ll do everything from giving away free vaporizers to selling dope lighters worth thousands of dollars. Here’s just a taste of the fantastic RooR events this year:
Tour De Force
This incredible bong was designed by none other than Mr. Eddy himself, Tommy Chong. It looks exactly like the iconic image above, but it’s quite impressive when you see it up close. Not only does Tour De Force have two separate chambers inside of it, but you can adjust them independently to create whatever effect you desire.
You could use air pressure alone to dry things out and leave clouds of thick hash oil behind, or go full throttle and blast super fresh bud while keeping most of the plant material intact. A true work of art.
Headshop Deluxe Pipe Set [$65]
If you know anything about me, you probably already know I’m not very original. So why did HeadShop send us this gorgeous set of four classic pipe bowls instead of my usual choice of a Grav Labs Volcano vaporizing pen?
Because, unlike traditional vapes, RooR bongs allow users to control both the temperature setting and airflow, meaning you can fine-tune your experience to your exact preference. With adjustable heat settings ranging between 190F and 420 degrees Fahrenheit, you’ll always be able to achieve the perfect amount of extraction.
If you ever tire of using the same bowl day after day, swap it out for another model with a slightly lower heating element.
Giant G Pen Pro+ Vaporizer [$90]
I recently tried out the G Pen Pro+, courtesy of Greenlane Apothecary, Los Angeles’ largest medical dispensary. When I say “try,” I mean I took a single hit and immediately felt a tingling sensation throughout my body.
That feeling lasted long enough for me to finish reading this sentence, which should tell you all you need to know about just how intense this concentrate is. However, I wouldn’t recommend trying this product like any good glass unless you feel ready for it. Just because you’re going outside doesn’t necessarily make you fit for surgery.
But if you still insist on sampling it, remember that every patient has their own tolerance level. Also, try taking half the recommended dosage per serving once or twice a week until you figure out how strong you want to go.
Once again, please note that you shouldn’t consume large quantities of concentrated cannabis within 24 hours, especially if you’re sensitive to edibles. In addition to making you extremely paranoid, THC metabolizes quickly in the bloodstream, causing nausea, vomiting, dizziness, hallucinations, paranoia, and nightmares.
Don’t drink alcohol during your next session either, lest you end up blacked out and unable to drive home safely. So yes, we may call it “vaping,” but it’s still consuming illegal drugs. Please treat it accordingly. Now let’s continue celebrating the winter solstice with some delicious smoked foods. Cheers.
My Favorite RooR Bongs
Roor Bong Dealers Cup – 5mm
The Dealers Cup 5.0 White, with a wall thickness of 5mm and a tube diameter of 50mm, was declared the absolute favorite by RooR dealers. The large body of this pipe satisfies the demand for more volume, which guarantees the well-loved lower pressure.
Stability, functionality, and aesthetics are the main criteria for a good water pipe. High-quality raw material, professional processing, and, naturally, the thickness of the pipe wall, together with the pipe diameter, are the prerequisites for stability.
This bong consists of a cylinder with a bi-stable joint, a down tube, and a separate lift-off bowl. All RooR glass bongs come complete with a RooR glass gauze.
Size: 550mm x 50mm
Roor Custom Dealers Cup 5.0 – The Kingpin
The Kingpin is a tall, imposing bong with a clear, defined design that screams superb craftsmanship. This RooR Custom Bong has a Dealer’s Cup base, with plenty of room for smoke to gather for inhalation.
The Kingpin features silver-gilded ice notches cut into the sides, perfect for adding ice cubes to the bong. This refines and cools the smoke for a smooth experience.
The bong is further defined by the reduction in the glass, which provides extra grip when carrying the bong and adds stylish flair as well. The whole look is finished by the traditional RooR White Logo printed on the side.
The Kingpin is a top gun when you need an impressive and captivating bong. Tall, sleek, and muscular – this one is a beast.
Roor Custom Dealers Cup 5.0 – Lion of Judah
Originally a special one-off custom bong that was never to be created again, this Dealers Cup has been requested repeatedly and established itself as one of EDIT’s regular top-of-the-range custom RooRs.
This genuinely unique design features tri-colored ice-notches matching a beautiful wavy Ã¦CosmosÃ† mid-section. The sandblasted hemp leaf on the base and, surprisingly Rasta mouthpiece add even more character to the piece, while the flame-polish logo glints in the sun as the greens, reds, and yellows weave magically around it.
The large beaker bottom of this Dealers Cup base provides the bong with a water volume FOUR TIMES that of a straight-up Fairmaster, with which it otherwise shares the same height and tube diameter.