How To Keep Your Bong Clean
Keeping a bong clean and fresh is a tedious toker chore many potheads aren’t into. Some stoners’ bong water becomes gross before they even consider cleaning it. At the same time, other potheads will clean their bongs after every session.
Keeping your bong clean is important for enjoying a great toke. A great toke begins with a clean bong.
How can a cannabis enthusiast enjoy the rich exotic flavor of their recently scored stone if many sessions have blackened their bong and the water hasn’t been changed in a month?
These adulterants interfere with weed taste and high. A dirty bong is like eating gourmet food off dirty dishes. After the effort and expense gone through to score marijuana, you owe yourself a clean bong. In these dire economic times, a clean bong is a simple stoner joy.
A sparkling bong is something to come home to after a hard day at work. Plenty of professional potheads clean their bong following every session. Breaking out a bottle of 99% ISO Alcohol and a carton of Epsom salt. They swirl a mix of ISO, Epsom salt, and water around in their bong, sometimes several times, until the bong is purchased clean again.
The salts work as a scrubbing agent, and the ISO as a solvent. Their bongs never get to the point of needing anything more intense than a swirl. But even this method of cleaning is tiresome. Not everyone has obsessive-compulsive friends who will gladly clean their whole bong collection after a Sativa marijuana session.
Though it’s worth having someone in your crew who has this affliction as your bongs will never be cleaner. Plenty of professional potheads desire this level of cleanliness but don’t want to put in the effort. Not to mention constantly having a stock of Epsom salt and ISO alcohol kicking around.
Ice Water Bong
Awkward looking but surprisingly very comfortable to grip. The bong’s unique shape is perfect for filtering herb. Holds plenty of ice and water. The stem is slick with “Ice Fire” stenciled in. Extremely durable.
“This bong impressed us right away when it fell out of its box onto a kitchen floor and there wasn’t even a scuff on it. This bong design is the cream of the crop this year. The stem is straight, which felt surprisingly comfortable, and the base, emblazoned with “Ice Fire” was amongst the most worry-free we’ve come across.”
“A must-have. You can jam lotta weed in the bowl. Nice bong! Rips awesome. Kickass bong! Dropped it on the floor after a heavy hit and it didn’t break. Serious!”
Conical Tubing Bong
Once mastered, this bong will take you to the “other side” in a few puffs. I highly recommend it to any discerning practitioner of our craft!
Glass Bong – Hand Model
A great handheld bong. Don’t let its smaller size fool you into believing this bong doesn’t haul hard when inhaling. Bubbles beautifully. Holds just the right amount of water for excellent filtration.
“This is a wonderful little bong. When I purchased it I thought it might be too small or would break easily, but no! The bowl is nice and large and I was feeling pretty wiggy for the whole day after I smoked from this little guy. Definitely satisfied!”
“Perfect for personal sessions. Best bong I own. Very happy. It’s my first bong.”